Ang Senior Citizen

I just have to repost this. It's from my friend's blog! Haha! Funny for me, baka macornihan kayo.. FYI: Her store sells fertilizers and what nots for farming. 

May manong na bumili ng chemicals. Tinanong sa tindera ko bat daw hindi namin ino-honor ang Senior Citizen card.

At the back, eto mga nakasulat. I explain while I read each and every bullet in his Senior Citizen Card.

1) 20% on all medicines..
Sabi ko: Manong, wala naman kaming bentang gamot. Pesticides ang benta namin.

2) 20% on hotels, accomodations etc..
Sabi ko: Manong, hindi naman kami hotel.

3) 20% on cinemas, theater halls, etc..
Sabi ko: Manong, hindi naman kami sinehan.

4) 20% on restaurants, etc..
Sabi ko: Manong, hindi naman kami restaurant.

5) 20% on funeral services
Sabi ko: Manong, mas lalong hindi naman kami punenarya.

Kalurkey tong si manong! :D